Man and Superman

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser

Love card

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Why we send

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word,
maybe this could explain:

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.

To let you know that: you are still remembered,
you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for,
you are still wanted, guess what you get? A forwarded joke from me.

So my friend, next time if you get a joke, don't think that I have sent you just a joke, but that...

I Have Thought of You Today!