Funny Quotes On Marriage Day

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." -Woody Allen.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield.
"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man'sgenitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams.
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two peopleremembering the same thing." -Duane Dewel.
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the onethat's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." -Helen Rowland
"I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders toinstincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."-Alan Bennett

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheatin Europe." -Jackie Mason
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in thehope of pulling out an eel." -Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't likeand give her a house." -Lewis Grizzard.
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out towhom it may concern." -Mickey Rooney.
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield.
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." -Johnny Carson
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